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Oh my GOD.
Honestly how I envisioned siri to treat Zooey
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officialkylieminoguedragqueen:
i know saying “touch myself” instead of “masturbate” is like saying “making love” instead of “having sex” but the word masturbate reminds me too much of porn or something i dont know i think im only half alive
indigenous
- US Media: Is the Mayan 2012 prophecy the end of the world? The Mayans were once a people that believed many things when they were around--
- Mayans: Hey.
- Mayans: Hey guys.
- Mayans: What the hell have you guys been smoking? We're kind of still here as a major presence in Mesoamerica, guys.
- Mayans: That "End of the world prophecy" is some white nonsense.
- Mayans: Y'all are weird.
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David Karp is the biggest fucking twerp on the internet
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Well, you know how men are. They think “no” means yes, and “Get lost” means “take me I’m yours.”
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how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets
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